Big Redd Machine - Pumpers Pumpin' (To The Moon?) #BitcoinAnthems

Big Redd Machine - Pumpers Pumpin' (To The Moon?) #BitcoinAnthems

An original, lighthearted song with a serious message to anyone involved in Bitcoin:

The cryptocurrency space is weird. It's full of scams, pump and dumps, market manipulators, and money hungry individuals. If you're into Bitcoin and especially altcoins, please be careful. Those pumpers are pumpin'.


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Original Lyrics:

Heading down south from a dumped instamine
Prices tankin’ on the exchanges online
I’m staring at the charts, thanking God I hit paydirt
I short sold the coin not two hours ago
White paper made no sense and what do you know
Another ponzi scheme, gullible traders losin' their shirts

So pump that altcoin to an all time high
It’s so damn easy I don’t even have to try
Heey pumpers pumpin'
Yeah pump that shitcoin all the way to the moon
Lots of new features, yeah they’re coming soon
Heey pumpers pumpin'

Runnin' from the feds down to Panama
They can’t take my money there and it’s quite a windfall
I’ve got them safely stored on my new paper wallet
SEC is try’na fine me for my IPO scam
And the IRS tax law, man I don’t give a damn
Yeah I’m moving to Saint Kitts, my citizenship well screw it

So pump that altcoin to an all time high
It’s so damn easy I don’t even have to try
Heey pumpers pumpin'
Yeah pump that shitcoin all the way to the moon
Lots of new features, yeah they’re coming soon
Heey pumpers pumpin'

Walking through the hall at TNABC
These presentations suck and I gotta go pee
I walk into the bathroom to an unexpected sight
It’s Bitcoin Uncensored on YouTube live
Well I see an interview of some altcoin genius
He thinks he schools some guy named fluffy, chris derose, and junseth
Could this be my next fortune? Guess I might as well try

So pump that altcoin to an all time high
It’s so damn easy I don’t even have to try
Heey pumpers pumpin'
Yeah pump that shitcoin all the way to the moon
Lots of new features, yeah they’re coming soon
Heey pumpers pumpin'

Well pump that shitcoin all the way to the moon
Now dump that shitcoin, crash is comin soon
Heey dumper dumpin'
Yeah dump that crypto like Auroracoin
Sell that crap and its broken coinjoin
Hey dumpers dumpin'

Hey pumpers pumpin'

Yeah bitcoin